There’s a Mushroom in my Bathroom 12/10/22

There’s a Mushroom in My Bathroom…..

12th October 2022

There’s a mushroom in my bathroom,
I’m not sure how it got there.
It’s seems to be quite happy,
but it came from god knows where!

There’s a mushroom in my bathroom,
growing tall and proud.
Who knows how it got there,
in the darkness it is shroud.

There’s a mushroom in my bathroom,
Just under the step it grows.
I believe the Fae folk put it there,
with the cheek that they dispose.

There’s a mushroom in my bathroom,
white head and chunky stalk.
Bound for the kitchen it is!
Beware my trusty fork!

There’s a mushroom in my bathroom,
unusual one might say.
But if you knew my household,
You’d know normality is far, far away!

– Amy XX

Yep, there’s actually a mushroom growing happily in my Bathroom!

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